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		<title>Muslim Kids Joke – Alhumdulillah!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This funny Islamic joke was published in the &#8220;Kids Muslim Community News&#8221; Issue no. 2 Safar 1431-Feb 2010, which was found at the Noor-Ul-Iman School in Teaneck, NJ &#8211; Hafiz school this weekend. We had to share it today just to make you laugh Alhumdulilah! An old man was selling his horse in the market. [...]<p><a href="http://americanmuslimmom.com/muslim-kids-joke-alhumdulillah">Muslim Kids Joke – Alhumdulillah!</a> is a post from: <a href="http://americanmuslimmom.com">American Muslim Mom Blog</a></p>
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<p>This funny Islamic joke was published in the &#8220;Kids Muslim Community News&#8221; Issue no. 2 Safar 1431-Feb 2010, which was found at the Noor-Ul-Iman School in Teaneck, NJ &#8211; Hafiz school this weekend. We had to share it today just to make you laugh <img src='http://americanmuslimmom.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  <img class="alignright" src="http://americanmuslimmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/MuslimKidsBadge150.gif" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></p>
<h3>Alhumdulilah!</h3>
<p>An old man was selling his horse in the market.</p>
<p>An interested buyer came to him and requested if he could get a test drive. The imam told the man that this horse is unique.</p>
<p>In order to make it walk, you have to say &#8220;Subhanallah&#8221; (Glory be to God).</p>
<p>To make it run, you have to say &#8220;Alhumdulillah&#8221; (Praise be to God).</p>
<p>To make it stop, you have to &#8220;Allahu Akhbar&#8221; (God is Great),</p>
<p>The man sat on the horse and said &#8216;Subhanallah&#8221;. The horse started to walk.</p>
<p>Then, he said &#8220;Alhumdulillah&#8221; and it started to run. He kept saying &#8220;Alhumdulillah &#8221; and the horse started running faster and faster.</p>
<p>All of a sudden the man noticed that the horse is running toward the edge of the hill that he was riding on. Being overly fearful, he forgot how to stop the horse.</p>
<p>He kept saying all these words out of confusion. When the horse was just near the edge, he remembered &#8220;Allahu Akbar&#8221; and said it out loud. The horse stopped just one step away from the edge.</p>
<p>The man took a deep breath, looked up towards the sky and said &#8220;Alhumdulillah!&#8221;</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="Alhumdulilah" src="http://www.shahinshah.com/images/paintings/alhamdulillah-painting.jpg" alt="" width="364" height="273" /></p>
<blockquote><p>We&#8217;d love to compile funny Islamic jokes for Muslim Kids. So, if you have one to share, <a href="http://www.americanmuslimmom.com/muslimkidsjokes">please submit your joke by using this form here.</a></p></blockquote>
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