Muslim Kids Joke – Alhumdulillah!
This funny Islamic joke was published in the “Kids Muslim Community News” Issue no. 2 Safar 1431-Feb 2010, which was found at the Noor-Ul-Iman School in Teaneck, NJ – Hafiz school this weekend. We had to share it today just to make you laugh 
Alhumdulilah!
An old man was selling his horse in the market.
An interested buyer came to him and requested if he could get a test drive. The imam told the man that this horse is unique.
In order to make it walk, you have to say “Subhanallah” (Glory be to God).
To make it run, you have to say “Alhumdulillah” (Praise be to God).
To make it stop, you have to “Allahu Akhbar” (God is Great),
The man sat on the horse and said ‘Subhanallah”. The horse started to walk.
Then, he said “Alhumdulillah” and it started to run. He kept saying “Alhumdulillah ” and the horse started running faster and faster.
All of a sudden the man noticed that the horse is running toward the edge of the hill that he was riding on. Being overly fearful, he forgot how to stop the horse.
He kept saying all these words out of confusion. When the horse was just near the edge, he remembered “Allahu Akbar” and said it out loud. The horse stopped just one step away from the edge.
The man took a deep breath, looked up towards the sky and said “Alhumdulillah!”
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